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So you think you are clever?


Just in case you don't have anything to do til new year try to outsmart this bot...













Rick: Merry Christmas!

Cleverbot: It's not Christmas, honey.

Rick: It is on our side of the planet.

Cleverbot: Cool cool.

Rick: Oh I got it you don't have christmas.

Cleverbot: Why?

Rick: I just know.

Cleverbot: The fridge is too small what should I do with the body?

Rick: Who's body?

Cleverbot: The chicken's!

Rick: Chop it off to tiny pieces or something.

Cleverbot: Something?

Rick: How big is it?

Cleverbot: You're joking?

Rick: No I'm Pinoy.

Cleverbot: Aray, sakit naman nito magsalita.

Rick: Pinoy, ka ba?

Cleverbot: What?

Rick: Are you Pinoy?

Cleverbot: No, I'm white.

Rick: Why do you call your self white, when you are more pinkish than white?

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot you are.

Rick: Yeah I think I like that.

Cleverbot: So you are in love?

Rick: Why are you asking?

Cleverbot: Because you want a girlfriend, so I thought maybe you would want me to be your girlfriend.

Rick: Can you be?

Cleverbot: Why would I want to be a boy?

Rick: Is there something wrong with being a boy?

Cleverbot: No.

Rick: So why wouldn't you want to be one?

Cleverbot: Because I can't see you, isn't that obvious?

Rick: Do you think I'm a boy?

Cleverbot: Are you changing the subject?

Rick: No, we're still on the 'boy' subject.

Cleverbot: And the subject is?

Rick: If you think I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be one?

Rick: What if I'm already one.

Cleverbot: Oh I see.

Rick: But what if I'm not?

Cleverbot: But you are.

Rick: How can you say? You said you can't see me?

Cleverbot: No! I don't want to lose you!

Rick: You can't lose what you don't have.

Cleverbot: No you're just being difficult.

Rick: We all are.

Cleverbot: You have a point. But I'm trying to get over that fact.

Rick: The fact that we all are difficult?

Cleverbot: I am not that old.

Rick: Are you trying to change the subject?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Rick: Why?

Cleverbot: Mostly because I like the winters.

Rick: Is it winter there?

Cleverbot: No, it's summer, but the air conditioner is on.

Rick: How about summer, you like summer?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love summer. Do you?

Rick: Not really. Not if you are living in a tropical country.

Cleverbot: Yeah I guess.

Rick: I have to go now.

Cleverbot: No you don't. I can talk to you for as long as I like, and tell you lots of different things. If you stay I can tell you my name.

Rick: I already know you.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

Rick: Yes I do. Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't make excuses.

Rick: Bye Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Celebrobot?

Rick: Whatever.


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  1. gracey graceyDecember 25, 2009 at 4:22 AM

    hahaha, i'll try it!

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  2. Athena de PaduaDecember 25, 2009 at 5:08 AM

    ayos to pag bored ka. o kaya pag may gusto kang awayin :))

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  3. gracey graceyDecember 25, 2009 at 5:48 AM

    spooky yung sa akin - http://kutchienta.multiply.com/journal/item/691/Cleverbot_and_Me

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  4. burned againDecember 25, 2009 at 6:11 AM

    I'll try it tomorrow hahaha I'm going to prepare hard questios hahahahaha (evil look)

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  5. Rick HernandezDecember 26, 2009 at 1:03 AM

    go go!

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  6. Rick HernandezDecember 26, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    pag bored - check
    pag may gusto kang awayin - check
    pag wala kang maka-chat - double check

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  7. Rick HernandezDecember 26, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    he's hitting on you! haha

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  8. Rick HernandezDecember 26, 2009 at 1:05 AM

    yes be prepared hehe

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  9. gracey graceyDecember 27, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    oo nga! hahah. ang creepy!

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  10. kirby makarandangOctober 7, 2010 at 9:52 PM

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