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Mathematical formula for success


Hindi ako naniniwala sa numerology pero matapos kong mabasa ang article na to medyo nagbago ang isip ko, meron pala kahit paano na kaunting katotohanan ang numerology, at sa kung sino man ang sumulat sa article na to... ang galing mo...

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Mathematical formula for success

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

accordingly...

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
is
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
is
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,

And, Attitude will get you there,

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!


Comments

  1. perfect. magagamit ko yan sa calculus ko ngayong summer. XD

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  2. sana magamit mo sa pang-araw araw mong pamumuhay :))

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  3. calculus? mga 10 years ko nang hindi naririnig yang term na yan ah...

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  4. Asteg! Bagong kaalaman salamat ser hehe :]

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  5. hahah, thanks, interesting trivia ito kuya rick! :)
    this is gematria!

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  6. its one of those trivia na magagamit mo talaga sa pamumuhay... : ))

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  7. Naiiyak na nga po mga kaibigan ko e hahahaha :]]

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  8. yun ata talaga ang epekto ng equation na ito hehe

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