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It's not about you Carlo...

Carlo J


Antindi ng hype ke Carlo J sa pagiging National Artist nya, kung tutuusin naman eh hindi naman nya kasalanan talaga ng lubusan kung sya man ang mabigyan ng ganung parangal, ang me sala eh yung mga tao dun sa Malacanang particular yung petite na girl dun. Sila naman nag-singit sa kanya, sila naman ang gumawa ng bagong kategorya para s-swak sa kanya at sila naman nag parangal sa kanya so hindi naman siguro kasalanan ni Carlo J kung ano mang parangal ang tinanggap nya.

Payo ko lang ke Carlo J, wag na nya masyadong i-defend yung sarili nya dahil nagmumukha syang… how would you say that?… pathetic?… tama nagmumukha syang pathetic, napanood nyo ba yung sa ANC? (Carlo J at ANC),dahil ang issue naman talaga eh hindi tungkol sa kanya (well partly tungkol sa kanya) pero ang talagang issue and ang questionable eh yung process na hinokus-pokus ng Malacañang, yung pagbale-wala sa original selection na ginawa ng CCP and NCCA committee, na kung hindi dahil sa minandyik na proseso ng pag-pili eh hindi sya magiging National Artist. So it’s really not about you Carlo J, not that I give a shit about it (dahil pramis, I don’t)… it’s not about you…

So eto nakaisip lang ako ng mga suggestion para ke Carlo J. na sana mabasa nya (which i doubt) at sana ay kapulutan nya ng aral…

1. Gumawa ng Facebook account. (wala lang, uso kasi ngayon yun  di ba?)

2. Ipa-massacre lahat ng bumabatikos sa kanya, at gawan ng pelikula simply entitled “The Massacre: OMG!”

3. Tumakbo as President of the Republic of the Philippines (uso rin kasi ngayon yun).
(Dito nya malalaman kung madami nga ang nasuporta sa kanya gaya ng pinagyayabang nya.)

4. Papalitan ang pangalan ng tinanggap nyang award, instead na National Artist for Visual Arts and Film dapat “Malacanang Artist for Visual Arts and Film.”

5. Gumawa ng komiks na magju-justify sa pagkapanalo nya ng National Artist Award na may pamagat na “Ako ang National Artist, Mamatay Kayong Lahat sa Inggit!”

6. Gawing movie ang komiks na ginawa, featuring himself and PGMA as leading lady with special participation of Ms. Cecile Guidote-Alvarez at lagyan ng sub-title ang pamagat gaya ng  “Ako ang National Artist, Mamatay kayong Lahat sa Inggit: God Bless You All.”

7. Gawan ng Part 2 ang movie after a month.

8. Gawing sitcom ang pagiging National Artist awardee nya at ipalit sa kanyang “Ang Pangarap Kong Jackpot” sa NBN Channel 4.

9. Gumawa uli ng isa pang kontrobersya para me pagusapan uli maliban sa bagong Darna fantaserye.

10. Don’t act as if you really deserve the award!


Last na to, hindi ko na sya uli pagaaksayahan ng time, pramis.



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  1. darwin japat guevarraAugust 8, 2009 at 3:07 AM

    hehehehhehee......tfs

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  2. Angel RegioAugust 8, 2009 at 3:13 AM

    hahaha... actually natawa ako when he even mentioned F. Sionil Jose na as if nasa kalingkingan sya nung tao. I agree I don't think explaining himself would make us feel he is deserving...

    thank you po for sharing! :)

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  3. girlindlibrary *August 8, 2009 at 3:15 AM

    gumawa ng fb... agree!haha

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  4. ellapot ***August 8, 2009 at 3:16 AM

    Ayus ah!

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  5. marc salamatAugust 8, 2009 at 3:23 AM

    hahaha, ayos ah

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  6. mario mundoAugust 8, 2009 at 3:27 AM

    shyeah papa rick!

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  7. Maria Amor RodriguezAugust 8, 2009 at 5:52 AM

    uulitin ko yung sinabi ko sa facebook....he doesn't have hiya...walang hiya...nakakahiya...

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  8. charlene villamorAugust 8, 2009 at 6:30 AM

    oooh solid! napanuod ko nga sya kanina sa gma7, super defend nga, nakakaawa nga sya kasi parang walang point na ung natanggap nyang award. kung ako un, sa isip ko nalang eh, "sana di nyo nalang ako inawardan!"

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  9. Charlie San JoseAugust 8, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    “Ako ang National Artist, Mamatay Kayong Lahat sa Inggit!”, tae natawa ko dito ah.

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  10. DISPOSABLE HEROAugust 8, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    Mata daw sa mata,deserving naman daw sya...sige hubarin na nya yung shades nya para makita ng lahat na deserving sya...hehe!
    napanalunan nya ang pangarap niyang jackpot!...sa panahon ng kanyang cabalen na si oya!

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  11. gracey graceyAugust 8, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    promise kuya rick! 8 lan yata yung mga supporters niya na may hawak na plakards, hahah

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  12. Keith DadorAugust 8, 2009 at 8:15 PM

    nice one rick!

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  13. double J FAugust 8, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    kuya rick.. speaking of Fb.. gawa k na rin.. chige na.. :)

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  14. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 2:03 AM

    not that he really doesn't deserve it, well atleast not at this time, mas marrami lang talagang mas deserving sa kanya, far way too deserving than him...

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  15. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 2:05 AM

    uy me pesbuk na rin kayo tita!?

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  16. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 2:06 AM

    dapat nga hindi na lang nya tinanggap yung award...

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  17. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 2:07 AM

    naiintriga nga ako sa mata nya kasi mula't sapul hindi ko pa sya nakikita ng walang shades saka cap...

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  18. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 2:07 AM

    baka mga representatives lang yun ng iba't ibang groups na supporter nya hehe...

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  19. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 2:08 AM

    wahahahaha ayaw!

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  20. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 2:24 AM

    inggit lang daw kasi yung mga bumabatikos sa kanya... meron pa syang comment na "Dadating din naman ang time nyo na maging national artist intayin nyo lang"... tigas ng mukha eh...

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  21. elie colomedaAugust 9, 2009 at 2:28 AM

    hindi po sya karapatdapat i-clap clap...nyahahaha

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  22. gracey graceyAugust 9, 2009 at 2:29 AM

    ahhh may "groups" din? hahah, ang mean natin!

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  23. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 2:32 AM

    Eli! nice meeting you last night! : )

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  24. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 2:32 AM

    haha wala gawa-gawa ko lang yun... eh sya naman kasi hehe

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  25. gracey graceyAugust 9, 2009 at 2:35 AM

    hahah, hindi si carlo j. caparas yung sinu-support nila, fans ni randy santiago yun!

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  26. juanelani !August 9, 2009 at 2:41 AM

    attention:mga aspiring filmmakers
    panoorin nyo yung chavit singson story.gawa ng isang national artist.
    a must see movie!!!!
    bwahahahahahaharharhahrharhar!flat ang mundo!

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  27. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 2:46 AM

    sino ba ang original na Mr. Shades sa kanilang dalawa?

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  28. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 2:46 AM

    tae pati si Chavit? totoo ba yan?

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  29. Maria Amor RodriguezAugust 9, 2009 at 5:09 AM

    yes po papa rick...ayan naki papa na rin ako kasi napansin ko dami call sayo papa. anak mo ba sila? since 2006 pa po yun pesbuk account ko. nung konti pa lang mga adik na pinoy noon sa fb. ok din naman kasi nandun karamihan ng friends ko. tsaka dun ako nag po-poker. hehe...

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  30. gracey graceyAugust 9, 2009 at 5:29 AM

    inborn yata yung kay Tito Randy..

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  31. Rick HernandezAugust 9, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    haha pagka-panganak me shades na? : P

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  32. elie colomedaAugust 10, 2009 at 3:28 AM

    hehe ayos po sir nice meeting you too..hindi po ko nkapgpa-authogrph senyo,sayang!:)

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  33. burned againAugust 10, 2009 at 3:47 AM

    woohoo MAHIKA ang mga lahat po ng nyare. Awooooo

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  34. DISPOSABLE HEROAugust 10, 2009 at 3:56 AM

    awitan nyo na lang si Cj sa naisip kong lyrics....hope you like this.

    http://nietzche007.multiply.com/journal/item/111/DARNAAwit_para_sa_isang_National_Artist

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  35. gracey graceyAugust 10, 2009 at 4:19 AM

    hahah! :P

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  36. Rick HernandezAugust 10, 2009 at 4:57 AM

    nyahahaha me autograph talaga...

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  37. Rick HernandezAugust 10, 2009 at 4:57 AM

    yep mandyik!

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  38. Rick HernandezAugust 10, 2009 at 4:58 AM

    haha nice one

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  39. Rick HernandezAugust 10, 2009 at 5:00 AM

    mga nagpapa-ampon yun tita hehe

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  40. double J FAugust 10, 2009 at 6:25 AM

    kuya ric cno po bang carlo sinasabi nyo???

    si "carlo sat beside me today.. he's so cute sabi nya i'm pretty kaya lang i'm fat.."
    sya ba yung tintutukoy mo na Carlo??

    hehhe peace.. ang corny ko.. c carlo kasi eh! :)

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  41. Athena de PaduaAugust 10, 2009 at 7:14 AM

    kung ako sa kanya, babalik ko na lang yun. kaya lang di ako siya e. MABUTI NA LANG! *phew*

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  42. Rick HernandezAugust 10, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    nyahaha antagal na nyang commercial na yan ah! ba't tanda mo pa rin?

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  43. Rick HernandezAugust 10, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    wala hindi na nya sosoli yun!

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  44. double J FAugust 10, 2009 at 11:04 PM

    hahah bata pa ko nyan... pero naalala ko c carlo. :)

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  45. Rick HernandezAugust 10, 2009 at 11:15 PM

    hehe parang perslab lang : P

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  46. DISPOSABLE HEROAugust 11, 2009 at 4:32 AM

    gusto kasi ni Gma,igawa din sya ng komiks tulad ng Panday,kaya sya pinili,ang Title ng komiks nya,"ang Pandak"

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