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Tama na

Sa buhay natin dadating yung araw na sasabihin mong, ‘Tama na.’ Yun yung oras na wala ka nang maisagot sa isang usapan, bigla kang mananahimik dahil alam mong wala nang patutunguhan pa kung makikipag-talo ka pa, hindi ka galit pero mas pipiliin mong manahimik. Iisipin mong mas maigi pa ang itikom ang bibig dahil wala ka ring maisasgot na kahit ano, end of story, finish, the end.

Hindi naman karuwagan ang pananahimik di ba? Ano ba ang pinupunto ko? Laging sinasabi ni erpats ‘kung wala kang magandang sasabihin, manahimik ka na lang’, hanggang ngayon sinusunod ko yun, at madalas kong magamit sa mga ganitong pagkakataon…

 

Eksena sa opisina

Ate jes: Nanganak na pala si Jennelyn Mercado!

Ako: Talaga? Ano anak?

Ate jes: cesarean!

Ako: --

 

Eksena sa jeep

Mama: (pasakay sa jeep) Pare Zapote ba to?

Ako: Oo (sabay tango)

Mama: (pagka-upo sa jeep) Zapote?

Ako: --

 

Eksena sa bahay

Ako: Nay naiwan mo yung celfone mo sa  terrace, may missed call ka.

Nanay: Ay, o ano daw sabi?

Ako: --

 


Eksena sa fastfood chain

Sales crew: Will that be all sir?

Ako: Yes thank you.

Sales crew: How about some sundae sir?

Ako: No thaks, that’s all.

Sales crew: How about some fries sir?

Ako: --

 


Eksena sa HS reunion

Ako: Uy ilan na anak mo?

Girl Classmate: 2 na anak ko.

Ako: Ah talaga, sino ba napangasawa mo?

Girl Classmate: Walang ama, gusto ko lang magka-anak.

Boy Classmate: Anak lang pala gusto mo sana tinext mo na lang ako.

Ako: --

 


Eksena sa inuman

Kumpare: Dude, ilang bakla ang bumubuo ng vadingger Z?

Ako: --

 

Siguro naman nakuha nyo na yung pinupunto ko? End of story, finish, the end.

 

 

 

O.T.

Di ako mapakali, hindi ko alam kung bakit, parang aym so eksayted en I jas kent hayd et!

 

Yak.

Comments

  1. gracey graceyDecember 13, 2008 at 1:19 AM

    hahaha, natawa ako sa lahat nam naka-list...

    i sometimes encounter the same with food chains ;)

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  2. mario mundoDecember 13, 2008 at 8:27 AM

    hahahhhahah sana nagluto ka nalang ng nido soup para sabaw ahahaha

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  3. double J FDecember 13, 2008 at 11:40 AM

    -wala ko masabi- heheh!

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  4. robert alejandroDecember 13, 2008 at 5:48 PM

    hahahaha!!!!!! :-)

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  5. Rick HernandezDecember 13, 2008 at 11:05 PM

    haha oo ang kukulit nila ; P

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  6. Rick HernandezDecember 13, 2008 at 11:07 PM

    ahehehehe di mo sinabi agad : ))

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  7. Rick HernandezDecember 13, 2008 at 11:08 PM

    haha speechless ba... uy congrats nga pala sa wedding op di century...

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  8. Rick HernandezDecember 13, 2008 at 11:08 PM

    Robert! : )

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  9. double J FDecember 14, 2008 at 2:17 AM

    wehheeh.. thanks po sir rick! :p

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  10. double J FDecember 14, 2008 at 2:19 AM

    ganyan din ako dati nung nagwowork ako sa greenwich and mcdo. ;) kelangan mangulit..magsuggest.. at kung anu ano pa.. heheh

    may mga suki ako before.. bumibili na lang tas di kukunin sasabihin para sakin n lang.. hahah

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  11. Rick HernandezDecember 14, 2008 at 3:58 AM

    whoaaa, isa ba si manong mo sa mga yun? hehe

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