OMG... you know... like... alam mo yun...

Bus Story No. 004

Well like its my normal commuting day like papasok ako sa work, you know trabaho, and then like i make para this bus and there was like one seat left sa loob, you know inside, and like it was, you know the pangtatluhan seat and like i sat beside the two sosi callcenter workers like gurls and like, before i make upo they make titig at me like from head to toe and i was like 'whatever!' deadma lang to them kasi they're not kagandahan naman, like they're just like sosi and all and like they talk in taglish and like in a manner like what i'm doing now, which is like i don't know why im doing this, i'm like nahawa or something... and like they have this magarang slang, you know its like weird... like OMG they make banggit sa 'yes' as 'yez' like they make palit the letter 'S' with 'Z'... and like they make pronounce the letter 'T' in words as 'DH' like "andhrapik naman zobra"... and they talk like in text mode like they make palit the 'ako' with 'me' and the 'ikaw' with 'u' like "nagshopping u  pala di mo me sinama"... and they like have that matinis tone of voice, you know boses... like OMG Kris Aquino... and like it irritates me, you know asar, like they have to make translate pa in tagalog the sentence they say, like "its so init na sa labas, its like hot outside"... and like they always start every sentence with the word 'like' and ends every sentence with the word 'kaya' like "like its so init sa labas kaya" and like they make taglish all the time like "manong how much is the pamasahe up to ordhigas?" and like the mamang kundoktor don't like them either, and he like have that look on his face like he wants to make sabi to them na "where did you make sakay ba?"... oh well like it was only my hula... and like i can't make bilang na how many times they make banggit "Oh my God!" and "whatever" in all expressions they make... and like they always make tawag each other by 'gurl' with the 'U'... and like they're so malikot  coz they like make kwento to each other with matching hand gestures, you know like they make muestra pa with their kamay... and like they have those annoying, you know nakakairita na bracelets that makes tingling ingays that is so sakit sa tenga and like OMG they make loud tawa like that gurl Ruffa Guttierez ahahahaha... and they like make pintas to people and make chismis about others too like they are so clean and everything, like you know they're like nagmamalinis and nagmamaganda and i was like whatever!... i make takip pa nga my ilong coz their perfume, you know pabango, is like OMG so tapang like talo pa the bus air freshner... and like i was really gulat, you know surprise, like these people pala still exist and like OMG im so thankful when my stop came and i make para na sa mamang driver so i can make baba na coz it was like very uncomfortable with those gurls and like i make dasal na i won't have them as seatmates tomorrow, because if i see them again and have them like make tabi again with me its like Oh my God! Whatever...

 

Like they are so nakakahawa kaya...